@fakeliampayne: Ice ice baby donate at http://www.alsa.org thanks girls

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And then there’s  D a u n t l e s s.  They’re our protectors, our soldiers, our police. I always thought they were amazing. Brave, fearless and free. Some people think Dauntless are crazy, which they kind of are.

August 22 at 12:54 AM with 2,288 notes

Gillette Stadium, Foxboro MA 8/8 

August 22 at 12:27 AM with 3,958 notes

We’re supposed to take care of each other

August 21 at 10:50 PM with 203 notes


if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

August 21 at 10:50 PM with 403,760 notes


love when a girl digs her nails into my back and rips my body in half and throws me into the trash

August 21 at 10:50 PM with 10,895 notes



"If you’re not ready for kids, don’t have sex"


If you’re not ready for a car accident, don’t drive.

August 21 at 10:33 PM with 5,748 notes


"God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.

August 21 at 10:14 PM with 108,000 notes
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"If you’re having a hard time because you like something that maybe a lot of other people don’t, know that when you grow up, no one cares. 

August 21 at 10:14 PM with 1,541 notes


if im in a store and i see something with one direction on it i actually gasp from excitement and my mom looks at me like she regrets her life choices everytime i do it

August 21 at 10:11 PM with 1,689 notes

I need your help


In 2016 (I know so far away) I will be at Vidcon, I wanted to create five posters to give to
1) dan and phil
2) tyler
3) troye
4) Zoe
5) Connor
To show my support for them.
But I didn’t want it to be just me so anyone who reblogs this post will be added to the posters that I will then give to them, I’ll post updates on how the posters are looking
(I’m pretty sure like no one will do this but I thought I’d do something for others)
~bye for now my lovelies~

August 21 at 10:11 PM with 1,281 notes
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*thinks about highly advanced irrigation systems in Mesopotamia around 5000 BC*

*gets hard*

August 21 at 10:06 PM with 2,649 notes